A Man Is A Luxury

A Man Is A Luxury

I do not need

A _ _ _ _ing man

I’ll get one later

If I can.

I do not need

A man at all

I do not need one,

Short or tall.

Not in a house,

Not in a van,

Ido not need

A _ _ _ _ing man.

Not on the couch

Not in my bed

I’d rather sleep

Alone instead

I do not need

A _ _ _ _ing man

I tried it once ~

He turned and ran

I do not need

One here or there

I do not need

One anywhere

I do not need

A_ _ _ _ing man

There must be

A better plan

Not one at work

Not one at play

I do not need one

Night or day

I’ve said it once

I’ve said it twice

A world without them

Could be nice

Black men, white men,

Men in blue

I am through

withAll of you

Even though they

Make me drool

I’m not a fan of

The dating pool

I would not could not

Be a fool

Even for the

Biggest tool

Now thanks to

My new vibrator

You _ _ _ _ing man

I’ll see you later

I’ll try my hardest

Not to care

Even if he stands

There bare!!

I do not need

A _ _ _ _ing man

That is where my

Plight began